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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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Could the world fall?
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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