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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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