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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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