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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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