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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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If you can't do it, don't do it.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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