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If you can't do it, don't do it.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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Could the world fall?
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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