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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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