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If you can't do it, don't do it.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
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