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If you can't do it, don't do it.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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Could the world fall?
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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