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If you can't do it, don't do it.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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How would I know which one I was?
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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