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If you can't do it, don't do it.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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