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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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