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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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