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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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