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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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How would I know which one I was?
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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