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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
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A dog has got human eyes.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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