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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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