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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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