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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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