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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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If you can't do it, don't do it.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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