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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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Could the world fall?
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