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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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