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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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