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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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