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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
Karl Pilkington
And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
Karl Pilkington
We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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