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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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How would I know which one I was?
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If you can't do it, don't do it.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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