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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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