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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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How would I know which one I was?
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
Karl Pilkington
By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
Karl Pilkington
A dog has got human eyes.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
Karl Pilkington
It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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