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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
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A dog has got human eyes.
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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