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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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Could the world fall?
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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