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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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More quotes by Karl Pilkington
When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
Karl Pilkington
Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
Karl Pilkington
Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
Karl Pilkington
You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
Karl Pilkington
If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
Karl Pilkington
The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
Karl Pilkington
Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
Karl Pilkington
If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
Karl Pilkington
You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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