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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
Karl Pilkington
Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
Karl Pilkington
For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
Karl Pilkington
If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
Karl Pilkington
I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
Karl Pilkington
You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
Karl Pilkington
