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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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Could the world fall?
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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