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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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