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Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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Could the world fall?
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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How would I know which one I was?
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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