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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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