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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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Could the world fall?
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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