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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
Karl Pilkington
I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
Karl Pilkington
The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
Karl Pilkington
Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
Karl Pilkington
This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
Karl Pilkington
The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
Karl Pilkington
There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
Karl Pilkington
It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
Karl Pilkington
A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
Karl Pilkington
For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
Karl Pilkington
With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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