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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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