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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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