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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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If you can't do it, don't do it.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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