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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
Karl Pilkington
I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
Karl Pilkington
If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
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How would I know which one I was?
Karl Pilkington
There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
Karl Pilkington
I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
Karl Pilkington
