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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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