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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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