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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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