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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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Could the world fall?
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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