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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.
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If you can't do it, don't do it.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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