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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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How would I know which one I was?
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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