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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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