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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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A dog has got human eyes.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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