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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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