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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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