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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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