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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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Could the world fall?
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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