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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
Karl Pilkington
People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
Karl Pilkington
A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
Karl Pilkington
If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
Karl Pilkington
You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
Karl Pilkington
I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
Karl Pilkington
We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
Karl Pilkington
A dog has got human eyes.
Karl Pilkington
The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
Karl Pilkington
And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
Karl Pilkington
I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
Karl Pilkington
