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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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How would I know which one I was?
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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Could the world fall?
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