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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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