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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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