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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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Could the world fall?
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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