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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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