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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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