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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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How would I know which one I was?
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You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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