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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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