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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
Actor
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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If you can't do it, don't do it.
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
Karl Pilkington
You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
Karl Pilkington
I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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