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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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