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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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How would I know which one I was?
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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Could the world fall?
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