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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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If you can't do it, don't do it.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
Karl Pilkington
If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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