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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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