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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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