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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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