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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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