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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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Could the world fall?
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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