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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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