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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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