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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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