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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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