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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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