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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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