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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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