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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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If you can't do it, don't do it.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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