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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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Could the world fall?
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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