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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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