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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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Could the world fall?
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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