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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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