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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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