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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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