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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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