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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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Could the world fall?
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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